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Sunday, June 28, 2009

Watermelon: The Saga of Hamlet and Tonto

Well I can now add movie making to my list of accomplishments! Well... Actually I just wrote the movie.Anyhow, it's a remake of Hamlet... set in the wild west. Tonto is his faithful Indian friend and the bad Sheriff murdered his father and the mayor fell off a cliff after hallucinating about Ninjas. Besides all that, the time line is all out of whack and the mayor left his son a TEXT before he died!And what exactly does the mysterious green stuff on that badge mean? Que theme music and dramatic lights! Dun Dun Dun!! Did I mention I wrote the whole thing in about 15 minuets?!

Exciting right? We'll see... At any rate, it can not be any worse then the Transformers movie I went to see this weekend... The special effects were pretty good. Infact, it looked like at one point Megan Fox was actually crying!! The whole movie lacked plot and emotion... and as hard as it is for me to say it... the acting was a joke.

luv u guys!


Sunday, June 21, 2009

Happy Daddy Day!!

Something like that right?

Are'nt dads great? I wanted to write my dad a poem or something, but my poems end up like a graceful duck's love life... they just don't. Anyhow, I don't think he would read it. For father's day this year, we all got sick. Mom and I decided to call it the five pound bug. We're thinking we might offer it out too. "Come spend a day with the Spauldings and loose 5 pounds in 24 hours!" What do you think? Would it sell? I'm ok with the idea since I'm pretty well over it anyhow, but poor dad "Had to go get a new book to read". The poor baby :P

Happy D-Day everyone!