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Sunday, June 28, 2009

Watermelon: The Saga of Hamlet and Tonto

Well I can now add movie making to my list of accomplishments! Well... Actually I just wrote the movie.Anyhow, it's a remake of Hamlet... set in the wild west. Tonto is his faithful Indian friend and the bad Sheriff murdered his father and the mayor fell off a cliff after hallucinating about Ninjas. Besides all that, the time line is all out of whack and the mayor left his son a TEXT before he died!And what exactly does the mysterious green stuff on that badge mean? Que theme music and dramatic lights! Dun Dun Dun!! Did I mention I wrote the whole thing in about 15 minuets?!

Exciting right? We'll see... At any rate, it can not be any worse then the Transformers movie I went to see this weekend... The special effects were pretty good. Infact, it looked like at one point Megan Fox was actually crying!! The whole movie lacked plot and emotion... and as hard as it is for me to say it... the acting was a joke.

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  1. No, no, no, silly, the mayor sent his son a text AFTER he died. Remember?

  2. And it wasn't Tonto was Hamlets friend and Hamlet's dad was killed by the bad sheriff.