These are some of my favorite quotes of all times. What are yours? Leave them as a comment!
Pirates of the Caribbean:
Jack: "Just to clear up one thing. This girl, how far would you go for her?"
Will: "I would die for her!"
Jack: "Oh good. No worries then."
Dude: "You're mad!"
Jack: "If I weren't this would probably never work"
Jack: "Why is the rum ALWAYS gone?" (stands up and wobbles drunkenly) "Oh that's why."
Alfred: "Will you be taking the batmobile then sir?"
Bruce: "In the middle of the day Alfred? Not very subtle."
Alfred: "The Lamborgihni then. Much more subtle."
"The art of flying is to fall and miss the ground."
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
"There is no price for total awesomeness or attractiveness."
Kung Fu Panda
"Would you just shut up when your talking?"
Talk show host
"When you are surrounded by idiots, just remember that murder is illegal and sarcasm is so much more rewarding."
"Sarcasm. That bodies natural defence against stupidity."
"Aglabra was invented by the Turks. It is the terrorists plot to melt the brains of American children"
And this last one is from The Importance of being Ernest
Jack: "Algey that's nonsense. Your always talking nonsense."
Algey: "That is better then listening to it."
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